The Life And Times of Shorty the Hobbit.

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yanilavigne:

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i-n-t-e-n-s-i-t-y:

found this on the fridge..

purelyawkward:

rainbowchibbutt:

nemir0n:

emilythesmelly:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

reblogging for the story

He’s bread, Jim. 

…That is amazing and omfg the story

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linzyandhobbes:

tastefullyoffensive:

[arseniic]

it was cute and funny but then pluto

Poor Pluto!

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dykestar:

look at this fucking happy goat

oh my gosh

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setbabiesonfire:

….I can’t handle this. adsasdg

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